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Apache Pilots Don’t Do Ugly Christmas Sweaters Knitted crew neck sweater

Apache Pilots Don’t Do Ugly Christmas Sweaters Knitted crew neck sweater

Regular price $65.00 USD
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ORDER BY NOVEMBER 15 FOR HOLIDAY DELIVERY

- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.  Does not ship APO


Introducing the Ugly Christmas Sweater that Refuses to Be Ugly – because let’s be real, when Apache helicopters are involved, there’s no room for “ugly.” This knit masterpiece isn’t just a sweater; it’s a statement. Perfect for the Army pilot who wants to bring the heat to any holiday gathering, this sweater features rows of Apaches, holiday targets (who says Santa’s sleigh is the only thing in the air?), and festive icons that shout, “I’m here to sleigh.”

Forget reindeer and snowflakes – those are for amateurs. This sweater brings hardcore holiday vibes with a salute to the best attack helicopter in the world, giving off major “bah humbug” to the classic ugly sweater scene. You’ll be the envy of the room, not only because you have style, but because everyone knows pilots don’t do “ugly.” So, suit up in holiday high-speed, low-drag fashion and make this season Apache-tastic!

This extra-soft knit crew-neck sweater will help you look put-together while feeling warm and comfortable. Pair it with jeans for a relaxed look or dress it up for a more formal setting.

- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China

Disclaimers:

- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 19 ½ 25 ¾ 24 ¾
M 20 ½ 26 ¾ 25 ⅝
L 22 27 ¾ 26
XL 23 ⅝ 28 ¾ 26 ⅜
2XL 25 ¼ 29 ¾ 26 ¾
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